Wednesday, September 7, 2011

4 Funny Quotes

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky
and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling

You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did,
in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it,
but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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