and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did,
in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it,
but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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